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May 1st

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May 1st

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bronzebabybull: eriemaxwell started following you am i reading this right? i sure hope you like a shit ton of homostuck HAHA Oh, I am fully prepared. *g*

Apr 30th

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dirktakesjaketobonercity: bronzebabybull: am i contributing right? btw i actually do say ‘blazing fuck’ with an accent OH MY GOD THIS IS PERFECT I can’t breathe, arvhikfjkf.

Apr 30th

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Apr 30th

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nick fury: hey i just met you
nick fury: and this is crazy
nick fury: but i need y'all egocentric motherfuckers to stop whatever you're doing to join my super secret boy band and avenge the earth because thor's brother is attention-whoring from space.
nick fury: so call me maybe

Apr 30th

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Apr 30th

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Apr 30th

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Apr 30th

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Apr 30th

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Apr 30th

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I sort of ship Jake with Aranea pretty damn hard...

silverallure13: vanillavalerian: Its adorable. Don’t fight it. Oh my God can’t wait to see her reaction to his amazingly charming speech. >w> Way to make an amazing first impression Jake. Bravo. hahahahha YES. I AM ALL ABOARD FULL STEAM AHEAD ON THIS SHIP. Fully behind this ship. XD

Apr 30th

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Apr 30th

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STOP SCROLLING. A LIFE IS AT STAKE.

friendsarentmyarea: ((fuck fuck fuck I can’t lose her I can’t fuck I just can’t. I can’t fucking call her and I can’t call the police because that happened last summer and I just can’t and I don’t know what the fuck I can do except keep that URL circulating which is pathetic but fuck I can’t lose her tonight. I can’t. http://glasses—are—cool.tumblr.com/ Please. Anything. Signal boost the fuck...

Apr 30th

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Apr 30th

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mostly10: jaredpotterloki: ...

Apr 30th

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Apr 29th

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Apr 29th

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hunnidthousand: I thought mpreg was like a type of audio/video format and I googled it and well I am wrong.

Apr 29th

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Dream bubble, if your existence means that either of them are dead rather than simply concussed or sleeping, I will cry. No joke, my face will be a venerable fountainof water works and blotchy red eyes; it will be disgusting.

Apr 29th

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Apr 28th

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Apr 28th

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jakeenglish: would you dine at my restaurant?

Apr 28th

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Apr 28th

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virius: i even chNAGED MY TWITTER HELP

Apr 28th

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riceballhika: if I was an actor in something popular, I’d go to cons cosplaying that character except I’d get a really shitty party wig and sew a terrible outfit out of costume satin and then if I got called out on how terrible my cosplay was I’d rip off the wig and tearaway cosplay, revealing my real hair and outfit underneath and be like “I AM THAT CHARACTER”

Apr 28th

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Apr 27th

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Apr 27th

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zillywhen: DO YOU EVER LAUGH HYSTERICALLY BECAUSE BOOHBAHS IS A THING

Apr 27th

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I love shipping names

cross-marian: eoni-dei-pesci: theslackerhero: churaghost: \ am i doing it right? COMMUNISM.

Apr 27th

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me: All scientists are hipsters, that's why they wear glasses.
husband: No.
me: "I stopped working on electromagnetic induction. It was too current."
husband: No.
me: "I used to have a passion for oceanography but I got sick of talking about the mainstream."
husband: No!
me: "Of course I'm not a mathematician. Calculus-based models of the universe are SO derivative."
husband: ...
me: "I'm an expert on geothermal vents--"
husband: Oh my God.
me: "--They're probably too deep for you."