August 2012
hollandinspired:
Reblog if you’d love your son even if he was a teenage werewolf
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Saying “my friend” is just much easier than saying “this person I follow on tumblr” so you’re all my friends whether you like it or not okay
July 2012
So there's only one channel in this motel,
madeofmetals:
This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street.
They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh.
Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel,...
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ratifythesilence:
and then all of a sudden feelings about Stiles trying to talk to Allison about losing her mother
what am I supposed to do with these
souyuki:
I typed in ‘thug life’ in shuttershock and
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castieltheangelofthursgay:
if i was a teacher i’d probably research my students online and find their blog and then if they were being dicks i could be like “yeah you’re gonna do that assignment on time and you’re gonna like it” and then just whisper their url and watch the colour drain from their faces and their eyes fill with tears as they back away slowly to their desk
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The Avengers cast answer that age-old puzzle......
Interviewer: Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Robert Downey Jr: Well I would assume we are talking about chickens here, as in plural? It does take two to tango... yeah, so definitely the egg. *Grins*.
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Interviewer: Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Samuel L. Jackson: Are you kidding me? *Looks to the side at someone beyond camera*. He's kidding me right. Oh you're not kidding me. Yeah, well definitely one of the strangest questions I've been asked. Okay then. It's the chicken. Why? Well, here's one for you then. Why did the chicken cross the street? Yeah, you heard me!
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Interviewer: Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Mark Ruffalo: Wow, that's a deep question. Can't we discuss the hulk smashing things up? Right, okay, well I'm going to say the egg. Because who said the egg had to be a chicken's egg? And dinosaurs were first and they laid eggs.
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Interviewer: Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Chris Evans: Okay. Erm. Would go for the chicken. Without a chicken there can't be an egg. Right?
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Interviewer: Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Jeremy Renner: Good question. Scarlett?
Scarlett Johansson: Oh no no no, you can't pass the buck to me. *Slaps Jeremy lightly on the shoulder*. Okay, isn't this something to do with the universe beginning?
Jeremy: Yeah, so that's the chicken then.
Scarlett: Okay, there you go - the chicken!
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Interviewer: Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Cobie Smulders: Oh, definitely the chicken.
Clark Gregg: No, I would have to say the egg.
Cobie: Why the egg?
Clark: Because you said chicken. *Flaps arms and makes chicken phwarp phwarp sounds*.
Cobie: Oh good chicken.
Clark: Yeah, can I have some fries with that?
Cobie: Ahahahaha.
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Interviewer: Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Chris Hemsworth: I dunno mate. Isn't that, like, a deep question? Ask Tom, he would probably be able to tell you. But as it's a toss-up fifty/fifty I'll go with the chicken.
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Interviewer: Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Tom: My goodness, I have never been asked that question before. That's a good question. Well of course such a question poses many possibilities. I think if I remember correctly... erm this question was first posed by some of our great philosophers.
Interviewer:
Tom: Wasn't it Aristotle who said both chicken and egg must have existed at the same time? Erm, no child can ever be born without a parent because it goes against nature. I think that's what he said.
Interviewer:
Tom: I remember reading somewhere that Stephen Hawking decided that the egg came before the chicken but I can't remember his argument for it. I suppose I better reread it. Ehehehehe.
Interviewer:
Tom: But then of course there is the question of the egg and the chick being a metaphor to the beginnings of the Universe. Something can never come from nothing although The Big Bang Theory can of course be an allusion to that.
Interviewer:
Tom: And the Bible which states that God created all creatures which would imply that the chicken definitely came first.
Interviewer:
Tom: Wow, this is a very interesting and deep question. I definitely couldn't presume to make a blanket statement either for or against when there are so many factors involved.
Interviewer:
Tom: And oh, then there's Plato. He wrote there is nothing new in the Universe. So when Earth started to exist both the chicken and the egg would have been there, waiting, in spirit.
Interviewer:
Tom: *Drums fingers on chin and stares at ceiling*. I remember...
Interviewer: *Sticks out hand for Tom to shake*. Sorry Tom but I have to go interview, erm, someone else.
Tom: Oh, oh sure. Thank you very much. Really great interview, man. *Shakes hand*.
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If you love TUMBLR, reblog this.
luhan-derp:
The notes.
You don’t belong here if you don’t reblog this
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dangling-thpider:
oscarstardis:
What if post-Reichenbach John grows a moustache. And then one night he wakes up and Sherlock is shaving it off his face and that’s how he finds out Sherlock’s not dead.
We really need series three.
jasmineweezy:
Let’s take time out of our day to appreciate the fact that someone’s name on the women’s volleyball usa team is Destiny Hooker
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Watchthegeektastichedgehog:
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my-kind-of-stuff:
EVERYBODY STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND WATCH THIS! NOW!
I WOULD WATCH THE EVERY LIVING FUCK OUT OF THIS. GODDAMN.
THIS THE BEST THING EVER EVERYONE GO HOME
I...
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crowmunist:
i got 99 problems and homestuck is every single fucking one of them
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midnightjew:
i can hear children laughing outside my window and it’s making me hungry
I DIDTN KNOW IT WOULD SOUND LIKE THAT I DONT WANT TO EAT CHILDREN IM NOT GOIGN TO ANSWER ANYMORE QUESTIONS ABOUT EATING CHILDREN DO NO T ASK ME QUESTION ABOTU EATING CHILDREN I DONRT KNOW FROM ANY SORT OF EXPERIENCE
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Screaming
hjgjggugurrtik;ljlhhyfhffyyt WHAT?
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They should just start making up fake countries to...
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emmiandthefireflies:
“And here’s Narnia, followed by Gallifrey”…
“And bringing up the rear is Asgard, full of glorious purpose”
“and here comes princess mia of genovia!”
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fandomsessed:
crimeytimeywimey:
toomuchstupidintheroom:
IF HE DOESNT APPEAR THEN THERE WILL BE A CRACK IN TIME!
and that is why the world ends in 2012
Reblog if you're part of the Olympics 2012 Fandom
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If you are even a small part of the MSPA Homestuck...
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prankster-extraordinaire:
3ridan:
everything will be explained later
watch it be a death trap.
In a fanmail, we each receive a link to a download, it isn’t labeled, but what the hell, you download it.
Once downloaded it autoruns.
“Now Installing Sburb.”
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toebyeus:
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toebyeus:
can my future murderer please give me 5 extra minutes before they kill me to make a text post saying i’m dead thanks
Fuck that I’d take those 5 minutes to call someone for help or get a gun.
obviously you don’t have your priorities in order
Why "Love is All You Need?" amounts to straight...
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justaguywitharrows:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1821524/
Let’s talk about this movie, tumblr. The premise of this movie is that the roles have been reversed. Instead of straight people being the privileged majority and gay people being the oppressed minority, it’s the other way around. In a world where being gay is normal and straight is not, two...
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