Fangirl extraordinaire
All-around ridiculous human being
Lifelong book stalker

If you can name it, there's a good chance I love it.




tried to explain to the seven year old i babysit that being immortal would actually be awful because eventually everyone you know would die and you would be alone and he was like “good”




how long must we wait for a lesbian disney princess

or what about a prince who throughout the entire movie you think he’s going to be the love interest but in the end it turns out he’s gay

or how about a lesbian princess



if you’re ever sad just remember that osric chau freely wrote fan fiction in which kevin tran mutates into a radioactive ninja turtle after sam dean and crowley sing him happy birthday 


in case anyone hasn’t read it yet


the master would literally put his face 2 inches away from five’s but he wouldn’t lay a finger on him and he would practically spoon w/ four but four basically despised him

what the fuck am i supposed to take away from this





What I look for in a girl:

  • Water, 35 litres
  • Carbon, 20 kilograms
  • Ammonia, 4 litres
  • Lime, 1.5 kilograms
  • Phosphorus, 800 grams
  • Salt, 250 grams
  • Saltpeter, 100 grams
  • Sulfur, 80 grams
  • Fluorine, 7.5 grams
  • Iron, 5 grams
  • Silicon, 3 grams
  • Trace amounts of 15 other elements

I dunno, I still think your standards are too high.

A woman like that is gonna cost you an arm and a leg.


(Source: vasuki)

Anonymous asked
ayy secret santa here! Merry christmas month. You sound like a rad dude, and I'm probably totally fricking this up rn, but, friends?

Hello! Sorry for the late reply, I’m an idiot, so I wasn’t sure if we were allowed to reply or not. Thank you, same to you and all that, you seem super cool. We should definitely be friends, I am working on a new fist bump in your honour right now



ohmygod disneyland tweeted me. 

this is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen. In my entire life. Ever.