Fangirl extraordinaire
All-around ridiculous human being
Lifelong book stalker

If you can name it, there's a good chance I love it.

Friends?


 

iguanamouth:

tried to explain to the seven year old i babysit that being immortal would actually be awful because eventually everyone you know would die and you would be alone and he was like “good”

shykomaeda:

myflameofhope:

shykomaeda:

how long must we wait for a lesbian disney princess

or what about a prince who throughout the entire movie you think he’s going to be the love interest but in the end it turns out he’s gay

or how about a lesbian princess

(Source: shy731remade)

lebearpolar:

codependentbrothers:

if you’re ever sad just remember that osric chau freely wrote fan fiction in which kevin tran mutates into a radioactive ninja turtle after sam dean and crowley sing him happy birthday 

respect

in case anyone hasn’t read it yet

anthonyainley:

the master would literally put his face 2 inches away from five’s but he wouldn’t lay a finger on him and he would practically spoon w/ four but four basically despised him

what the fuck am i supposed to take away from this

feelmetal-alchemist:

morivan:

apocalypseawake:

luginub:

What I look for in a girl:

  • Water, 35 litres
  • Carbon, 20 kilograms
  • Ammonia, 4 litres
  • Lime, 1.5 kilograms
  • Phosphorus, 800 grams
  • Salt, 250 grams
  • Saltpeter, 100 grams
  • Sulfur, 80 grams
  • Fluorine, 7.5 grams
  • Iron, 5 grams
  • Silicon, 3 grams
  • Trace amounts of 15 other elements

I dunno, I still think your standards are too high.

A woman like that is gonna cost you an arm and a leg.

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(Source: vasuki)

Anonymous asked
ayy secret santa here! Merry christmas month. You sound like a rad dude, and I'm probably totally fricking this up rn, but, friends?

Hello! Sorry for the late reply, I’m an idiot, so I wasn’t sure if we were allowed to reply or not. Thank you, same to you and all that, you seem super cool. We should definitely be friends, I am working on a new fist bump in your honour right now

dailymagic:

beyouroffbeat:

ohmygod disneyland tweeted me. 

this is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen. In my entire life. Ever.