All-around ridiculous human being
All of the comic books
Fandom in general
to an obsessive degree.
I went to visit my college roommate and her family made me go to church with them. They have these little prayer cards that you can fill out, so I filled one out, anonymously, and I said that I wanted the church to pray for the continued health of George Martin, that he may fulfill the tasks he has committed himself to.
I didn’t know that they collected them and read them aloud during the service. The minister read it aloud and then said, “Would the church member who made this request like to stand and tell us more about George, so that we can be more direct in our prayers?”
I almost died. I thought Jesus was going to jump off the cross and chase me out.
C. Boucle (via fatpinkcast)
“England is just a small island. Its roads and houses are small. With few exceptions, it doesn’t make things that people in the rest of the world want to buy. And if it hadn’t been separated from the continent by water, it almost certainly would have been lost to Hitler’s ambitions.” — Mitt Romney
basically the rest of the world:
this really drunk guy came into mcdonalds last night and asked if I was voting for obama
or romney and I was just like neither.. we live in canada..?
and he was like
and now john can begin the lifelong journey of being eternally embarrassed by his younger self