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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor

 

I went to visit my college roommate and her family made me go to church with them. They have these little prayer cards that you can fill out, so I filled one out, anonymously, and I said that I wanted the church to pray for the continued health of George Martin, that he may fulfill the tasks he has committed himself to.

I didn’t know that they collected them and read them aloud during the service. The minister read it aloud and then said, “Would the church member who made this request like to stand and tell us more about George, so that we can be more direct in our prayers?”

I almost died. I thought Jesus was going to jump off the cross and chase me out.

C. Boucle (via fatpinkcast)

oneandonlygabriel:

part-time-thinker:

ink-film-nibbles-script:

“England is just a small island. Its roads and houses are small. With few exceptions, it doesn’t make things that people in the rest of the world want to buy. And if it hadn’t been separated from the continent by water, it almost certainly would have been lost to Hitler’s ambitions.” — Mitt Romney

The Americans:

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The British:

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The Australians:
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basically the rest of the world:

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(Source: mufffliato)

bapingas: betternotmesswithmagnetman: imperfectwriting: onelittlespark1928: ladykalyxia: dragon-well: kettlehead-comics: The Time Traveler’s Society Do you recognize all of them? I JUST REALIZED WHO THE 2 KIDS ON THE RIGHT ARE THOSE BOOKS USED TO BE THE SHIT is that a fu ckgin sarswapagus omfg JACK AND ANNIE OMFGASGDFGKJVJHFLKDFG;LDFHGS;LDFKJLVDFS;.HVK AAHHHHH!!! Jack and Annie! Ms. Frizzle! My childhood feels are here! i actually love the fact that they included Homestuck. OH MY MAGIC TREE HOUSE

bapingas:

betternotmesswithmagnetman:

imperfectwriting:

onelittlespark1928:

ladykalyxia:

dragon-well:

kettlehead-comics:

The Time Traveler’s Society

Do you recognize all of them?

I JUST REALIZED WHO THE 2 KIDS ON THE RIGHT ARE

THOSE BOOKS USED TO BE THE SHIT

is that a fu ckgin sarswapagus omfg

JACK AND ANNIE OMFGASGDFGKJVJHFLKDFG;LDFHGS;LDFKJLVDFS;.HVK

AAHHHHH!!! Jack and Annie! Ms. Frizzle! My childhood feels are here!

i actually love the fact that they included Homestuck.

OH MY MAGIC TREE HOUSE

lawlitasbearings: fanartist-glaucopis: harrysvirginity: france gets us guys france understands French Pride once in a while The french just don’t put up with shit

lawlitasbearings:

fanartist-glaucopis:

harrysvirginity:

france gets us guys
france understands

French Pride once in a while

The french just don’t put up with shit

(Source: holmechappens)

the-vashta-nerada:

rosekan:

there should be feelings hookers

like you hire one to come to your house and they sit there for an hour and listen to you cry about your life then afterwards you pay them 100 bucks and you never see each other again how perfect would that be

(Source: syncrate)

raulpanther:

tomlinhome:

davestridersslendergirlfriend:

“play futilitris” THEY SAID

“itll be fun” THEY SAID

“its bound to end eventually” THEY FUCKING SAID

wHAT THE UFCK I PLA YED THIS WITH TH E MOST SHOCKED EXPRESSION JESU SCHRIST

(Source: msthiefoftime)

213498:

this really drunk guy came into mcdonalds last night and asked if I was voting for obama

or romney and I was just like neither.. we live in canada..?

and he was like

OMFG

WHAT

thecreepy:

and now john can begin the lifelong journey of being eternally embarrassed by his younger self

What if you died and then your parents went through your computer

sodamnrelatable:

via sodamnrelatable

(Source: hearts-foreyes)